Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
