Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
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i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
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Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
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Have fun and good luck.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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