i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
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she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
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Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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