States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
You are a genius and a whore.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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