She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I need to calm my uterus...
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
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