Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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