Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
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Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
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I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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