we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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