i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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