halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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