Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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