i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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