i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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