is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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