i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Randomize
