sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
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I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
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I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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