Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
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He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
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I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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