P.S. I can't hear my feet
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
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the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
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she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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