Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I pour the whiskey from now on
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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