I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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