Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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