OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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