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I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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