we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
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