Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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