The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
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I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
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Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
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