This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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