I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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