We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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