Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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