He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
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No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
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Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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