where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize