it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
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she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
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If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac