Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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