ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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