names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
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He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
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Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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