i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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