ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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