She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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