I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
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We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
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Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
We are all done wearing pants today
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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