who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
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I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
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Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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