You're completely useless in the revolution.
did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
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I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
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I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Randomize