you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
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they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
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Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize