Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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