We named our party play list daddy issues
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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