Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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