I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
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Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
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I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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