Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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