I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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