CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
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dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
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A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
All I want is dick and wine.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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