Are we in a gay sports bar?
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
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