Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
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I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
cat food counts as protein by the way
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
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I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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