You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
how do flat chested girls get laid?
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
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