Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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