Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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