She is in my trunk
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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