Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
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i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
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We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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