The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
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The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
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although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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